8 Fish

I completed watching all seven seasons of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' so I moved on to 'How I Met Your Mother' and am currently on Episode 7: Matchmaker. In this episode Ted goes to a dating service which boasts a 100% success rate. Having doubts about joining, the woman in charge calculates that there are only 8 fish in the sea for Ted. How many fish are in the sea for me? Counting all the women, straight guys, stupid fags, and guys in relationships, are there only 8 gay guys whom I would be interested in settling down with?